OT: You're the new owner of the Oilers...

Discussion in 'Edmonton Oilers' started by OilerSuperstar17, Feb 16, 2018.

  1. TheRebuild

    TheRebuild Bold as Boognish

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    also, it would be funny to fire everyone, then rehire MacT as the interim GM for a bit and then fire him later on using Skype.
     
  2. Section337

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    Seems simple, take a naked picture of my trophy wife. Take a naked picture of myself. Blow them up into lifesized pictures and mount them on stands to place in the dressing room (get McT a pair of white gloves and make him keeper of the pictures to escort them on road trips). Cover each with (hire stats guy to figure out how many) rip off pieces of clothing. Then at the end of each game have the KotP rip off a piece - from mine if they lose and the wife’s if they win.
     
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    Sniper99 MF Starboy

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    Owners dont make trades, also you would trade McDavid? Pocklington Jr. is that you?
     
  4. McJeetz

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    This!
     
  5. Aceboogie

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    Id create a rule where Chiarelli cant trade anyone or acquire anyone above a 4 million dollar cap hit, or trade any first round pick. Id let him do whatever he wanted to after
     
  6. PassittoLetestu

    PassittoLetestu Registered User

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    I would ban all former Oiler Alumni from attending any sort of events. I would also ban any former alumni from Rogers place. I would just ban them and not let them in the building, that includes Gretzky.

    I would make using the word Oilers Dynasty or 80's a Bannable infraction subject to getting throw out of the building. I would replace the Gretzky statue with a burning dumpster.
     
  7. Jimmi McJenkins

    Jimmi McJenkins Sometimes Miracles

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    I would move/sell the team to Quebec city for all the profits, then try to get an expansion team in a couple years.
     
  8. ulyssesjoyce

    ulyssesjoyce HF board regular Otaku

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    The Oilers alumni are not going anywhere even if you are the owner.
     
  9. McFlash97

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    New owner... Chiarelli fired via Whatsapp to outdo MacT, MacT fired via Google Duo, Bob Nicholson promoted to President of Food/ Culinary Operations at Rogers, Rehire Krueger as POHO via Skype, Go hard after Todd Nelson as an assistant overlooking all Special Teams. Go all in on Barry Trotz as Head Coach. Draft Boqvist, Sign Green, Go hard after Athanasiou, Trade the first And Second next year for a upcoming winger from a non playoff team that has some game and is in the 22 to 26 range in age. Maybe make a pitch for Burokovsky. Cheap talented fast wingers who have game.
     

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